Christmas has arrived faster than an Elf on the Shelf on a sugar rush! By now, you've probably made your list and checked it twice—at least a list of the addresses for your Christmas cards ...

I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world. Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!" He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there ...